SUPREME BAHA'I INSTITUTION DENIES MOUSING

"Mouser of Justice" Proves Mettle

For decades, two of the most volatile topics in America have been abortion and, more recently, gambling.

When the Universal House of Justice was asked to enlighten individuals on these topics, the answers went something like this:

Abortion. Shoghi Effendi, who we are all to obey on threat of excommunication, said that abortion was murder. However, you can do whatever you like.

Gambling: Yes, Baha'u'llah prohibited gambling. But what is gambling? Who can say? The House of Justice must leave this to the future.

MrDonut is astonished! The Universal House of Justice is purported to be the institution that will guide the world to peace! It is rumored among the Chosen that some day, when the world is about to blow up, all the leaders of the world will mount the long and lofty steps to the seat of the Universal House of Justice and say, fearfully and humbly: "Tell us what to do!"

MrDonut finds that heavy stuff. MrDonut cannot imagine even America's hero, Barak Obama, climbing the two kazillion stairs up the side of M. Carmel to get directions from nine old rich men!

With the money they threw into the holes on Mt. Carmel they could have bought enough air time to do what Baha'u'llah told them to, which was teach His Faith by speaking His Word. All the world could have heard it. If Baha'is really believe that the Word of God changes hearts, why do they spend so much money printing books of Mr. Bigbrain's commentary on God, or plant another flower that most people in the world will never see. And enjoy a cool evening breeze up the hill from Haifa, which most people in the world do not even know exists.

Who will be the first world leaders to ascend Justice's stairway? We predict it will be Britany Spears, Janet Jackson, Puff Diddy, Vince MacMahon, Dr. Phil, and that week's American Idol.