BAHA'I EXCOMMUNICATORS GIVEN A LONG LEASH

Tracking, Comments Show We Are Feared!

BFNS has learned that the Protector-Kahuna team has been advised by its Auxiliary Board Member for Protection that no Baha'i below the rank of Assistant to the Auxiliary Board Member for Protection is permitted to access the Baha'i Fantasy News Service.

BFNS has tracked readership in some 13 countries and territories around the world, but has noted a concentration of hits in East Pete, PA, where we may safely assume one of the elusive Assistants resides. We considered sending a yeti to his bedroom window, but it may be sufficient to inform him that we work with Google Analytics. Since he does not understand what Google Analytics is, the fact that we use it will scare him as much as if we had sent ten yetis over to spy on him.

Despite the lively and truthful content BFNS has provided its readers over a month's span, there have been no comments received from any Baha'is. We regard this as a warning signal that the stranglehold of the suits continues to strengthen its grip on the minds of the Baha'is who have abandoned reason and embraced fear. Baha'is are not only forbidden to read our blog but are terrified of making their ideas known through the friendly and confidential Google Comment mechanism. They have been infected with the paranoia of fear and it is carrying over to every area of their lives. Baha'is are by nature men and women who live to communicate, to plunge into the sea of reason together. When that nature is perverted, they suffer.

MrDonut asked to comment. "I think of Auntie Nan," he said. "All the slander that was heaped upon her, and behind her own back, by the same Baha'i Administration that has her old community afraid of...of what?

"This Administration has no connection with the Covenant. In fact it regularly threatens with excommunication any believer who wishes simply to obey Baha'i law, when that law threatens to expose their own lust for power and hatred of the Covenant. That lust and that hatred grow stronger the more the body of believers unquestioningly submits to them. The Baha'is must stand up and say: This is not what I signed up for! The emperor truly has no clothes, and no amount of titles or money or relatives changes what we see: a corrupted body of men and women defiling the Baha'i Faith."

"These days were prophesied," noted your reporter. "If the Baha'is would only study! Study the Writings! The Bab, Baha'u'llah, 'Abdu'l-Baha, Shoghi Effendi, the Universal House of Justice! The knowledge these Writings give is the only weapon a Baha'i has against another Baha'i whose sole aim in life is to subvert control of that Baha'i, from God, to his own vile self."

"Pray for them," advised MrDonut.