SAD NEWS FROM WORLD CENTRE

(IN THE STYLE OF SHOGHI EFFENDI)

MONTH OF "HONOR" (DECEMBER 31) CANCELLED AROUND WORLD

AFTER EXHAUSTIVE SEARCH UNIVERSAL HOUSE PANCAKES ANNOUNCE HONOR LOST. NOBODY KNOWS WHERE FIND MORE.


"WE CALLED MRDONUT TO COME TO HAIFA AND TAKE A LOOK UNDER SOME OF OUR BUILDINGS," SAID MEMBER. "HE DID, AND REPORTED THAT ALL MICE DENIED ANY KNOWLEDGE OF HONOR THERE. 'DOES IT TASTE LIKE CHEESE?' THEY ASKED."


OUTSIDE UNIVERSAL HOUSE PANCAKES, GARDENER SUGGEST SEARCH HONOR OUTSIDE FAITH. "WE GOT A-PLENTY WHERE MY PAPA COME FROM!" ASSURED.


"WE ARE NOT GOING TO BORROW ANY FROM THE FRENCH," SAID SPOKESMAN INTERNATIONAL PLUMBERS CENTRE. "BAHA'IS EXPECTING HONOR AT THE DECEMBER 31 FEAST WILL BE DISAPPOINTED."


"MRDONUT OBSERVES CALENDAR KNOWN ONLY SELF, REMINDS ALL:

1.MOST OF WORLD DOES NOT OBSERVE BAHA'I CALENDAR ANYWAY

2. BAB'S CALENDAR NICE BUT BREAKING BUTT TO OBSERVE IT

A. CULT STUFF

B.,ADMINISTRATION WAY OF CUTTING OFF GOOD SENSE MAMA GAVE.

C. ALIENATES PEOPLE SENSE.

3. GOD CARES?

4. BAB SUFFER SO YOU OBSERVE FUNNY CALENDAR? BE HONORABLE ANYWAY?

5. WHAT HONOR? LOOK UP. POSSESS. PARENTS PROBABLY HAD LOT. ASK HOW. MIGHT RESPECT.